*you find a audio log in the sewers it is labeled "Survival in the Outlands" you press the button a mans voice plays*

Uh is this thing on? Ok yah it is. Well here we are... the name is Sabre. I will be teaching you how to Survive in the Outlan- WHAT DO YOU WANT BELLA! *muffled girl voice* IM IN THE MIDDLE OF MAKING A BLOODY AUDIO LOG! *more muffled girl voice* I'LL DO IT BLOODY LATER!
Well then. Sorry about that one lads. Had to do some business. Ahem. Ok so rule one, Never go alone. Trust me you need people with you. If you don't the OTA will rape the crap out of you. Rule Two, Lay low. Don't be running up to the FOBs yelling "GIVE ME YOUR BLOODY CHICKEN!" That's just a death wish. Rule three, Be well prepared. Have the weapons, food, fire starters, Med packs, and also rope. Rule four, Have a goal. Do you want the military grade equipment or protection from the Combine.
Well then lads that covers it. More is to come and also my radio station is starting... I'll broadcast it in the Slums and sewers. Be safe,

Sabre